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Q : 1dae they is a chinese man and a indian man takeing a plane suddenly the plane strike by lighting the plane lost control 1 of the pilot had die. Left another pilot , the chinese man and a indian man the three man wear the paraehute. The pilot jump 1st. Left the chinese and indian the chinese ask the indian to jump 1st the indian dun dare to jump chinese and indian man they both jump together. The chinese man say (1 2 3) jump in chinese. Gruess In the end why the indian man die?
The pilot and the chiense man never die

ANS :COS rite the indian dun understand chinese

Q : 1000 or 100 indian man drop in the sea , 1000 or 100 indian man become what??

ANS: Grass Jelly

Q :1dae they is a little boy carry a school bag with him and then there is a indian man takeing a plane suddenly the plane lost control there is only 1 parachute y the little boy nvr die?
And why the indian man die?

ANS: cos the little boy carry a parachute and jump down
and then the indian man very stupid go take the little boy school bag and jump down
cos rite the indian man through the bag is a parachute

Q :think of a place: step your own leg

ANS: takashimaya

Q :the . is here, you are there. think of a phrase

ANS:out of point

Q :the place where where the hills are red

ANS:red hills

Q :what do you call a baby without teeth?

ANS:be bi wu chi