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Q : 1dae they is a chinese man and a indian man takeing a plane suddenly the plane strike by lighting the plane lost control 1 of the pilot had die. Left another pilot , the chinese man and a indian man the three man wear the paraehute. The pilot jump 1st. Left the chinese and indian the chinese ask the indian to jump 1st the indian dun dare to jump chinese and indian man they both jump together. The chinese man say (1 2 3) jump in chinese. Gruess In the end why the indian man die?
The pilot and the chiense man never die

ANS :COS rite the indian dun understand chinese

Q : 1000 or 100 indian man drop in the sea , 1000 or 100 indian man become what??

ANS: Grass Jelly

Q :1dae they is a little boy carry a school bag with him and then there is a indian man takeing a plane suddenly the plane lost control there is only 1 parachute y the little boy nvr die?
And why the indian man die?

ANS: cos the little boy carry a parachute and jump down
and then the indian man very stupid go take the little boy school bag and jump down
cos rite the indian man through the bag is a parachute

Q :think of a place: step your own leg

ANS: takashimaya

Q :the . is here, you are there. think of a phrase

ANS:out of point

Q :the place where where the hills are red

ANS:red hills

Q :what do you call a baby without teeth?

ANS:be bi wu chi

YESTERDAE DE YESTERDAE WAS 21 OF JUNE WAS FATHER'S DAE 4GOT TO UPDATE BLOG

SRY GUY !!!!

HAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!

"HELP MI WISH YOUR FATHER!

A HAPPY FATHER DAE!!! MAY ALL THE DREAM COME TRUE!!!

THANK U !!!

VERY MUCH"

HAHAHA TODAE I GO TO VIST THE SCIENCE CENTRE !!!!

YEAH !!!!

I LOVE IT !!!!!!!!

OGQ

GQ

OMG!!!

Your daily Virgo horoscope
Those closest to you truly want you to be happy. Don't be afraid to take their advice once in a while. A close friend has some information to share with you that can help clarify things in your love life. You may be good on your own, but two heads are truly better than one.

WALIAO !!!!!

TODAE .... CANOT GO TRAINING !!!! :(

AND CANOT GO OUT .... !!!!

I DAM BORING .... !!!!

STAY AT HOME LKY JAIL .... !!!!

I ... DUN WAT TO STAY AT JAIL ALL DAE LONG !!!!!

PLZ FREE MI..... !!!!!

SIAN AR !!!!

I TDAE VERY TRIED !!!!

YESTERDAE I 400A.M THEN SLEP

ZZZZZZZZZ

TODAE I 130 P.M. THEN WAKE UP

WOBBUFFETIANS ROX !!!!!!

KANE HAN I WISH U A HAPPY BRITHDAYZ !!!!!

In the morning at 11 am 14th June 2009 ( Sunday ),

i go to CELEBRATE my neighbour birthdayz party :

IS KANE HAN BIRTHDAYZ !

We had a Buffet Lunch Yea !!!

Venue : Naked Fish Shoppe Western Style Fish Restaurant

Address : The Grassroot's Club, 190 Ang Mo Kio Avenue 8 #o1-02

( Next to Yio Chu Kang MRT Station ) Singapore 568046

I WANT TO GO BACK AND EAT 1dayz !!!!!

SIAN la !!!!

JuSt cOMe BacK fR0m sw!MM!ng A!yA

I nOw VeRy TrIeD !!!!

ZZZZZZZZZZ
GooD N!Te EvEryOnE

I HATE HOLIDAY HOLIDAY SUCK .............
STAY AT HOME NTH TO DO !!!
AND BORING
HAHAHAHAHAHA

I VERY BORING NO ONE
WAT CM AND TO ME
T.T

LOL!!!
hey frenz , if u gt blog plz put yr blog de URL & ur name in my c-box & i will link u .
I at home very boring very sian who can chat with me ???

Back once again
u all can dun call mi guo qiang ...
can call my nickname E.g xiao qiang ect ect..

very weird rite i suddendly say tis .......=)

hello long time no post this blog .
Last few week i very busy so cannot post ,
but then this june hoilday so boring keep on staying at home, cannnot go out coz my parent dun allow me 2 go out =( feel lky crying

who can help me ??
so tt i can go out ??